Typical Bitsian day

 Typical Bitsian work hours are different from what the world generally goes through. Early in the morning when the sun is already showing its strength on earth, when birds are busy roaming for their food , when professors are planning to conduct an announced surprise test  and when ghotus are in a dilemma whether to go to IC and read or to go to library and get their compri question papers in the so called 10 min break  we wake up. We wake up after many attempts , changing all possible sleeping positions, pressing the snooze button of the alarm…. . We see the clock and it shows 11. Arre yaar just 11. So we go back to sleep and after some time when we realize that the body is no longer supporting us to sleep we wake up. 

The first thing we do is sit in front of the comp which was left without being shut down last night. We open Facebook. Then we Check out every ones gtalk status msg. Then starts the day….it starts with lunch. After that tiresome work of eating food we come back to room… either to watch a movie,or a season or search for CS , dota , aoe ip’s .In the evening wingies catch up to go to redi….As we are going through this tough phase  there will be other set of people who are busy in their work. 

Category 1 : Love ghotu Birds 

These people are more bothered about their marks rather than their love.

Ghot girl: Hey how much did u get in the last tut test:

Ghotu boy : I got only 9 re … what abt you ?u must have cracked it haan…

Ghotu  girl : No dear… I got only 9.5 . The instructor is way too strict. When I asked for the other  .5  he looked at me as if Iam asking him to give his wife’s gold ring.

Category 2: Love non ghotu birds.

 These people are perfect in the way they plan their day to communicate. They use all means and modes of communication.  These people are seen in redi,cnot,FD etc  or with a mobile phone roaming between the two ends of the wing  or chatting with their room door locked.  It gets worse in the night . Roaming continuously in the wing  at 3a.m sometimes laughing, sometimes shouting  at times disturbing the whole wing. What do they talk about all day!!!!!- 

Boy : how is ur mess food today?

Girl :  Salt in dal was low re…. had to add  some salt myself… curd was not upto the mark.…

Boy :  ohhh dear….How sad… … U should be feeling hungry.. lets go to sac

Mean while a wingie “Dude … I am feeling very hungry … How abt SAC-C ?”

Boy :  Sorry dude… no cash. Mess food is at its best…why don’t u go????

Category 3 : DOSA 

This is the most popular department on campus, The name itself gives an idea about their work– DEPARTMENT OF SPECTATORS AND AUDIENCE , they  don’t bother whether it is day,night,sunny,cloudy,rainy,cold,hot … nothing can stop them…they are passionate and dedicated to their work. They neither gain nor lose anything by their work but they work relentlessly.

The department follows no hierarchy. Every one is a leader and every one is a volunteer. No one takes credit for others work – professional ethics are given top priority .The network is huge and information transfer  in this group is way too quick. The moment something interesting happens on campus messages are sent at blazing speeds. 

      The department deals with a wide range of issues. They have group discussions, panel discussions  and lecture sessions on topics including   

       1)  New pairs        

       2) Break ups and patch ups 

       3)Politics 

       4) Hot news from MB  

       5)People in DISCO, consequences leading to the issue and decision going to be taken  etc.

Issues 1 and 2 are more popular in MB whereas issues 3,4,5 are equally dealt all over the campus.

Category 4 : Nerds 

Nerd 1 : Anushka sharma is coming to campus it seems…. Do u know

Nerd 2: Not shifting his focus from his books “ Who is anushka sharma”.

Nerd 1: I donno …heard it when profs were discussing when I was in IC

Nerd 2 : Lets hope that she will be our new CAS instructor… the present instructor-he is really pathetic.

These people can only be seen travelling at high speed between lib,IC,FD’s , LTC …  Nothing can really make any difference in their routine….

I guess you are in category 3 just like me... because people from the other 3 categories are damn busy to read this  :-)

(IC,Redi,cnot,SAC  -  Food courts ),(MB - girls hostel), (LTC , FD - classroom)

I suffer becuase

I suffer , I suffer every time i travel to and fro from ps to pilani .

Its when everyone denies lift and I walk 5km at a stretch,Its when the jeep is full and I still hang to it,Its when I foot board on the bus for more than an hour holding the edges of the bus,its when I don't get a seat  in the bus at 2.30 in the morning  & I travel sitting on the bus floor .

I take this suffering because I know that there are people  on campus who welcome me with a warm hug,who laugh with me uncontrollably,who blabber along with me stupidly,who roam around with me aimlessly and who ask me "when are you coming back" when I am going back to ps .

Each and every moment I spend in those 2 or 3 days is memorable and nothing can replace that
and thus  I SUFFER because I am SELFISH.

Jump jilani..Travel to pilani

Naa ps2 Kotputli ani oka gramanki 8k.m duram lo vunna marumula kugrama… aa kugramam peru mohanpura . Akkada GRASIM CEMENTS lo naa project. First 2 days factory ki vellaka aa hectic work schedule thattukolekha campus ki dobbeddamani fix ayya.So next day Saturday,afternoon daka vundi,afternoon pilani ki bayalderdamani fix ayya.

Lediki lechinde parugu ani oorike analedhu. Saturday afternoon daka office lo vundi madhyanam campus ki bayalderdamani ankunna nenu, aagaka poddune office ki poyi card ni geeki , ventane campus ki podamani office nunchi bayaldera. Office nunchi rum ki poyesarki oka 30 min pattindhi. Atnunchi ippudu high way ki povali…. Etla povali??? God knows. Bag eskoni bayalderi  bharanni devudi meedha vadilesa.Maa flat nunchi main road meedhiki vacha. Akkadnunchi highway 3km matrame. Mode of transport : Evaranna lift isthe adrushtam lekapothe walk. Sare ani bayalderina nenu oka 1km daka nadicha…. Evadu lift adigina iyyale. Aa tarwata devudu naaku oka byke meedha velthunna BHAYYA roopam lo darshanamichadu. Ventane cheyi chaacha. LIFT LIFT anna. Bhayya byke aapadu. Nannu  “ aa oo bhayya aa oo  “ annadu. Byke ekkaka nenu bhayya relaxed ga velthunnam. Inthalo evaro iddaru dudes parallel ga vunna road lonchi byke meedha velthu naku edho saiga cheyaboyaru  aapamanattu ga…. Chusthe saiga naaku kaadhu… maa bhayya ki. Evaro old friends ayyuntaru bhayya ki..chusi matladataniki aagamani vuntaru anukunna nenu. Bhayya byke slow chesadu….. aa iddaru dudes NFS HOT PERSUIT  lo police chase laaga maa byke mundhu valla byke ni skid chesthu aaparu. Naaku scene ardham kaaledu.Ardham aye lopu Ghoram jargipoyindhi….. Aa iddaru dudes bhayya ni shirt pattukuni laagaru… picha kottudu kottadam modalu pettaru. Entha devunni adgithe matram ila dobbukochina  byke pampaala naa kosam ani anukunna. CHusthe akkada aa dudes picha kottudu kottesthunnaru….janalu gumi kudaru. Nenu kuda aa byke dongathanam lo patner ani nannu kuda kummestharemo ani ventane walking start chesa. Fast ga nadisthe akkada janalaki doubt vasthadani, assalu naku emi thelvadu ani signals pampadanki chaala casual ga ….relaxed ga nadusthunna…kani lopala matram tension thanthunde. Kastha duram vellaka bhayam thaggindhi…speed perigindhi. Venakki chusthe akkada almost oka 40-50 members vunnaru.  Bhayya vs 2dudes case solve cheytanki.   

                                           Ika byke kottesina vadu naa devudu kaadhu anukuni….kotha devudu ekkada kanipisthaada antu nadicha… ala oka 15 min tarwata venakki thirgi chusthe dhooram ga edo byke….byke meedha evado single ga byke ni atu itu oopukuntu jolly ga vasthunnadu. Lift ichela vunnadu ani cheyi chachabothunte vade naa daggarki raa boyadu …Chusthe  indaka kottinchukunna Bhayya. “”TWIST””..nene overacting anukunte aa bhayya naakante beebatsam. Assalu emi jarganattu…assalu bhayya ni evaru kottanattu sngs paaduthunnadu byke meedha. Sare malli byke eskoni vachadante kottukochina byke kaadhu le anukoni malli ekka. Em jargindho adgakapothe bhayya baadhani evaritho pachukuntadu ani cheppi, “ Kya huan Bhayya “ anna. Ika modalu pettadu… chepaadu..cheppadu..chepthane vunnadu… nakemo emi ardham kale…. Aina kani vadi emotion ni batti react ayya…. ( Story chepthu madhyalo side ki thirgithe “ Avunu avunu … nijame kada “ ani…. Chepthu madyalo ekkadian full stop pedithe “ accha accha” ani…. Kastha kopam ga revenge theskune tattu chepthe “ anthe ga mari… sollu gallu bhayya vallu”…) Story lo naku ardham ayyindhi endante ..Bhayya aa 2dudes oka accident lo involve ayyaru, accident ayyaka aa 2dudes aagaru kani bhayya aagaledhu. Thappu needhe anduke aa accident ayyindhi ani aa dudes bhayya ni aapi kottdam modalu pettaru.mottanki maa journey aypoyindhi. Nenu NH-8 meedaki vacha. Akkadnunchi town ki povalante sharing auto lu vuntay . Avi ekkali. Nenu velle sarki auto ready ga vundi. Bayatnunchi chusthe  already janalu chana mandhi vunnaru. Ekki kurchunna. Inkemundhi compressor lo padesinattundhi. Intalo thala kashtapadi paiki etthi chusthe eduruga malli BHAYYA vunnadu. Ehhe thu naa jeevitham anukoni li8 theeskunna. Auto lopala janalni count chesthe net ga oka 16 members vunnaru.   As per manufacturers specification that auto is meant to be a seven seator !!!!!!Rough ga adhi oka 30 min journey. Ayyaka digi bustand ki podamani kastha mundhuki velli akkada okadni “ Annayya …ikkada bustand ekkaduntadhi “ anna. Vadu pokiri style lo kerchief medalonchi theestu konchem face turn chesi ,kerchief ni gattiga dulipadu. “ Kanipisthundu choodu ..adhe Bustand annadu”. Nenu atu thala thippi chusthe JALAK . Adhi road. Adhi bustand aa ante “ Bustand vundha ledha kadhu annaya…bus aagiddha ledha anedhi matter“  annadu aa pokiri.   

                                                          Akkada oka shop owner ni pilani ki poye process endhi ani adigi kanukunna. Sare vadu details motham cheppadu. Well and good. Naa immediate journey akkadnunchi Neem ka thaana ani oka area ki . Bus eppudosthadi ante vasthadhi wait cheyi annadu aa owner. Sare ani akkade thirguthunte… oka bus bayata okadu neem ka thaana ani arusthunnadu. Daggarki vellaka  neem ka thana ante “ekku maree”annadu vadu. Ekki kurchunna…ika modalayindhi vadi marketing . Santha lo kuragayalu ammettu arusthunnadu vadu… “neem ka thaana” “ neem ka thaana “ ani. 11 ki modalayindhi vadi sale. Oka 20 min arichadu. Aa tarwata advanced strategy .. ee sari Bus running lo petti arvadam modalu pettadu. Inka ekkuva mandhi janam vacharu. Deniki thodu attrition okati. Bus lonchi kotha mandhi chiraku dobbi digi vellipodam modalu pettaru. Veedu velli malli vallani pattukocheyatam edho oka sodhi cheppi ledha evaina incentives ichi ( like window seat ….). Ika bus lo janalni thoyalemu ani decide ayyi bus ni 11.45 ki kadilchadu maa driver . Bus journey anna prashantham ga vuntadha ante …ledhu. Bus lo board “ Ee bus needaithe kaadhu,denni neat ga nuvvu vanchalsina avasaram ledhu “ vundankunta janalu RACHA MAX annaru. Ekkada padithe akkada gutka lu, evadu padithe vadu beedilu. Aaa bus driver aithe beebatsam 2beedi/min rate tho kalchesthunnadu…poga vadulthunnadu.veetiki thodu pallilu. Evadu choodu chethilo palli packet. Rajasthan vollaki pallila pichi vuntadundhi. Ivi chaala vanattu bus lo rajasthani video songs dat to with max volume.Ila kashtapadithe vadu 40km ni just 2nhalf hours lo theskelladu.

                                                         Neem ka thana lo digi akkadnunchi singhana ki inko bus ekka. Ee sari ekkindhi R.S.R.T.C bus. So bane vunde….kani still pallilu mathram vadalledhu janalu bus lo.Singhana nunchi malli auto journey chirawa daka. Chirawa nunchi pilani ki inkoka auto. Net ga nenu 6 times naa mode of transport marchukovalsochindhi pilani ki reach avvatanki.

My first love :P

4th class lo evadiana max thrill aithe em chesthau.... evadnanna kodthadu,lekapothe pakkodi pencil dobbesthadu,adhi kakapothe chalkpiece lu thintadu.... nenu iyanni kadani oka pillani padeyatanki naa shaya shaktula prayatnincha....
As usual knowledge transfer chestha story ki mundhu....
It all started in 1997. I was in 4th class.As far as I remember I used to go to school in a white chokka and a blue laagu,along with me a basket which contained a lunch box and a water bottle. Ilanti stage lo nenu oka pillani impress cheytanki chaala strategies vadanu.....aa strategies ki kusintha planning,execution ,evaluation vundedi.

Pillani impress cheyatanki mundhu naa vaipu attention grab cheyali.so,naa place ekkado vunte aa pilla venaka bench lo naa friend ki oka blue goti(blue marble) ichi ,vadni vadi place ni konesa. Nenu impress cheyalante nenokkadne sariponu,naku inkokadu kavali. so vadni set chesa. Rakharakhala sodhi cheppe vadni vadiki aa pilla nannu chudali ani...Antha bhoo vesevadni kani naa mundhu bench kabatti thanu kastha focus chesedhi.So mottanki first step work out ayyindhi.She now knows who I am.

Thana schedule enquiry chesthe roju school aypoyaka games period lo vundi adukoni tarwata study hours lo kurchoni chadivi 6 ki intiki velthadi ani thelsindhi.Manaki alanti alavatlu asslu levu.4 ki school aypogane intiki vellipoyi adukunedhi.Home work kuda cheyakunda next day school class madhyalo breaks lo rasevadni.So ippudu aa pilla kosam naa dina charya maralsivochindhi. Maa intlo maa mom tho" Mom,school lo study hours anta 6 daka,nenu akkade vundi chaduvukunta...home wrk kuda cheskoni vachestha ani cheppa".My mom shock lo anindhi" Dude,are you kidding me? You never studied in the house... how d hell is all dis transformation" . Mottanki maa mom 6 daka school lo settle avvatanki voppincha.

ikkada oka pedda problem vundhi....naa friends.... eppudu nathone vuntaru... aa pillatho vella andari madhyalao matladdam kudaradhu...u know. So ikkada strategy tahppaledhu ankunna. Roju games period lo girls oka deggara adtharu...boys vere deggara adutharu.So nenu velli maa friends tho" Guys lets play chain cut... Its awesome" annanu..li8 macha janalu thakkuvunnaru annaru. Inthalo oka thriller gadu girls ni kuda piluddam annadu. "Lol....naku thelsu ra nuvvu thrill avuthavani" ani anukoni silent ga I shrugged my shoulders.Sare ani girls kuda join ayyaru mammalni. Game nene start cheyali. So,direct ge velli aa ammiyine pattukunte maa valaki doubt vachesthadi.Sarle ani akkada inkokadni pattukoboyi vadu dorakka thanu out ayyindi anattu scene create chesa.

                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                          Ala naa 4th class love ki modati adugu padindhi .ika sports ayyaka study hours... nakemo busy hour. Aa pilla ee rum lo kurchuntundho vethakala,vethikaka maavollanunchi  tappinchukovala,tappinchukunnaka sir ki kanapadakunda aa pilla vunna rum ki velli aa pilla kanpade place vethiki kurchovala... baboyi dhoola therpoyedhi. Ila kusintha parichyam ayyaka appudappudu matlade vadni.

Sudden ga oka roju aa pilla school ki raledhu,nakemo emaindhani okate tension. Maa vollu emo nathone vunnaru,kanukodanki chance ledhu. Interval lo andaram bayataki velthunnam.Valla thammudni kalvali nenemo ikkada . Sare ani andartho bayati daka velli... naa jebu lo pencil ledhu,evado kottesadu ankunta ani venakki parigethukuntu vachesa.... maa vollu  nammesaru. Valla pedda thammudni adgithe risk ani 2nd class lo vunna chinni thammudi daggarki velli,mee akka school ki raledu endira ani adiga..fever vachindhi anduke raledu annadu. Hmmm.... sarle anukuni li8 theeskunna.

Next big thing ee story lo naa bday roju jargindhi...  abbooo 4th class lo mari bday ante manchi hadavidi vundedhi gaa.Kotha dress,choclatelu,aaroju mana friends antha mana thone vuntaraye...assalu emanna thrill aa adhi. School lo nenu waiting pilla kosam... rane vachindhi pilla naa uthkantathaku break vesthu.Anukoni range lo naku gift techindhi.. " vammo... gift,adhi kuda nenu try chesthunna pilla naa kosam bday roju gift..ayyoooooooooooooooooooooo" naa meedha naake muchatesindhi. Mottanki oka packed gift chethilo pettindhi... open chesi chusthe " Natraj pencil,sharpner and an eraser" Ohhh GOD assalu inka naaku aagale... naa kosam natraj accessories gift techindhi adhi kuda antha karchupetti.antha kante evarikaina em kavali ankunna. Aa roju antha aa pencil,sharpner ,eraser chusthu gadipesa.

AA tarwata konni rojulu patu maa choopulu exchage ayyav...maatalu chigurinchay....naku adoka kotha prapancham la anipinchindhi.Kani........... kani..... nenu rakudadhu ankunna roju vachesindhi.maku summer holidays. andram vedipovalsina roju...naku maa volla gurinchi em baadha ledhu...elagu malli kalustharu kani aa pilla.... 2 months thanani chudakunda vundali.... " Oh god... Y u r testing me like this..tell me i say " ani gattiga aravalanipinchindhi.  Naa first love vellipoyindhi...holidays ki vellindhi ani nenu ankunna...kani nannu vadilesi vere ooriki vellipoyindhi...konni rojula patu nenu nenu la lenu... home work sarigga chese vadni kaadhu,friends tho chaint cut adatam manesanu,chalk piece lu thintam meedha kuda intrest poyindhi :( .

Ika ee baadha lonchi bayataki ravalante naa focus maralani ardham ayyindhi.Edaina solid ga pani pettukunte thappa naaku peace radhani ardham ayyindhi.chalu rojulu baaga think chesa... reyimbavallu nidraharalu maani aalochincha..madhyalo naa first love thaluku memmories nannu thakuthunna vatini pakkaki thosesi mari plan chesa.,.. final ga nakantu oka goal pettukogaliga...dani meedha next year antha focus chesa.

Na goal emi marale...kevalam ammayi marindhi...first love kasth 2nd love ayyindhi...

186.6 - Fat FM

Nidrapodaniki naku Most important and ultimate factor silence…. Silent ga vunte nidra raakapoyina nidra potha… Alanti naaku banglore lo dhoola theeripothundi…. Life lo ennadu voohinchani problem okati face chesthunna... Sare aa problem gurinchi discuss chese mundhu rough ga konchem knowledge transfer chestha….

Nenu, inkoka choam( A guy from north india ) gadu from IIT-B , banglore ki vacham, oka social enterprise lo internship cheytaniki… Iddaram vundadaniki P.G(Paying guest) vethukunnam… maa P.G nunchi maa office ki gattiga nalugu adugulu kuda vundadhu. Maa room lo 3 members.. nenu , aa choam gadu… inkoka illad( A guy from Tamil nadu) babu…. illad ante alla tappa illad kaadhu…. Proper illad anmata… matladina arichinattu vuntadhi, maha mass gadu… eppudu lungi kattukoni kanipisthadu ,antha podugu antha lavu vuntadu…. Thala meedha already ½ acre egiripoyuntadhi. .. major ga cheppalante baabu ki neatness kuda chaana ekkuva… bed chepala market kante darunam ga maintain chesthadu …sarle vanitho manakenduku le ankuni banglore lo naa jeevitham modalupetta. First day office ayyaka room ki vacha… Ala continuous ga pani cheyadam alavatu lekha baaga alasipoya…so twaraga dinner chesi vachesi padukunna… everything was fine…..

2^nd day started problem… Alanti ilanti problem kaadhu , beebatsamaina problem.. Entantara… 2^nd day happy ga padukundamani room ki vacha… rough ga 12 ayyindhi anni sardhi padukunesarki..appatike maa choam gadu aa illad gadu iddaru padukunnaru. Nenu duppata kappukoni nidra modalu pettagne …. Daggarlo edho starting problem vachina truck sound… mundhu chaala li8 ga vinapdindhi ,sarle anukoni alane padukunna… kasepatiki volume increase aythavunde.. volume threshold ki vachesindhi …. Chiraku dobbi lechi chusthe aa illad gadu GURAKHA( Snoring) pedthunnadu. "Ghurakha oka problem ee naa … cheap ga gurakha ki idanta avsaramaa" ani meeru anochu… kani adhi maamulu ghurakha kaadhu, baaboyi bramhandam baaddalaypothuntadhi aa sound ki…. Bore vesetappudu earth lo rod lu vesi thipputhunappudu vache sound… athi beekaram, bhayankaram, varnanatheetham aa sound. Edaina banda raayi thechi vadi notlo pettdhamannantha kasi,kopam,akrosham. Kani em chestham aa mahanu bavudi mundhu nenentha, natho thechina aa banda raayi entha… em chesdhi lekha naa mobile lo radio on chesi ardham kaani kannada paatalu vinna… aina pedha use lekundaa poyindhi… manodi sound naa radio max volume ni avaleelaga beat chesindhi. Adhi vani ghuraka capacity. Mottaniki edho nidra potaniki try chesa ni8 antha. Poddune naa baadhalu aa choam gaditho panchukunna… vadu “ WTF man… dat guy snores like hell ”annadu. Sarle naku inkokadu thodu dorikadu ankunna. Ventane aa illad gadiki nenu “FAT ASS” ani peru pettesa( Vadi actual name edho chaala peddga vuntadhi.. moreover I did not even bother to find it out) .

Fat ass kante late ga padukunte problem.. mundhu padukunte em problem vundadu ani nenu , choam gadu fix ayyam. Iddaram nxt day twarga padaka vesam, Deep sleep lo vunna naaku around 2.30 ki edho bhookampam vachi bhoomi daddarillina shabdam. Ulikkipadi lechi chusthe Fat ass manchi flow lo vunnadu… chaala sepu nidra pattale , ika chesedhi lekha aa snoring sound ni analyze chesa( daridraniki paraakashta ante idhe nemo) It goes like this.. First chaala slow ga engine start sound tho modhalavthadi… frequency exponential ga increase avthadi… avthu avthu threshold ki reach avthadi..when threshold is reached oka twist vuntadhi snoring lo .That twist possesses the maximum volume which a normal human cannot bear, it’s also followed by a small move in the body or a change in sleeping position. The twist and the move means end of that particular cycle . Malli oka 5 seconds to 10 seconds gap tarwata 2^nd cycle start avthadi and it goes on. Okkoka cycle time depend avthuntadhi…It ranges from 20 seconds to 2 minutes . Maximum irritation aa twist daggare vasthadi.The snoring graph looks as follows :

Nenu ila analysis chesthunte aa choam gadi baadhalu veru … vadu cheppadam ” Dude, last night I got a dream. In the dream u and me were in a truck . The truck started , moved forward with a huge noise and immediately moved backward..and then again moved forward and again moved backward. I woke up and realized ki its Fat ass. My dream just accommodated some space for his snoring … WTF is this??”

Ila 3 days ratrulu jaagaram chesaka sudden oka roju ni8 Fat ass room ki rale… inkemundhi aa roju nenu , choam gadu pandaga chesam… aa nxt 2 days kuda rale… dantho maa anandaniki haddulu levu…room lo memu adindhe aata, paadindhe paata. Iddaram velli hotel lo chicken biryani thini vachi maree padukunnam. Kani aa devudu maa anandanni enno gantalu nilava nivva ledhu…2 days tarwata malli rane vachadu Fat ass. Raavadam raavadame thana vishva roopanni chupinchadu… 3 days nunchi memu kudagattukunna santoshanni thana single twist tho baddalu kottadu…

Ila rojulu gadusthunte oka roju choam gadu early morning leddamani 6 ki alarm pettadu. 6 ante Fat ass ki peak time…. Maaku worst time…oka pakkana levalemu..inko pakkana padukolemu. 6 ki choam gadi phone lo alarm mogindhi… adhi kaastha gattigane mogindhi..kani idhe time lo flow lo vunna Fat ass ghurakha aa alaram debbaki chachubadindhi.. twist padakamundhe cycle end ayyindhi… nxt cycle ki gap kuda kaastha ekkuvayindhi ante around 10 to 15 min. Ee gap lo memu malli padukunnam. So 9 daka solid ga padukogaligam. Ee point ni note cheskunna maa choam gadu.. next day snoring meedha oka experiment ki plan chesadu. Early morning 5ke lechi kurchunnadu. The Experiment details are as follows

Objective of the experiment:- To test the capacity of a mobile to collapse Fat ass snoring.

Equipment used:- HTC – P3450 mobile phone, snoring Fat ass.

Procedure:- When Fat ass is in deep sleep and snoring heavily around 5.30 in the morning , using the mobile make a sound with frequency more than that of Fats ass snoring frequency . Note down whether snoring cycle collapsed or not . If it collapses note down the time taken for the next cycle to begin. Try with various frequencies and note down the time for each frequency.

Observations

S.No	Freqency	Cycle collapse	If yes time taken for the next cycle to begin
1	5 kHz	no	-
2	8 kHz	yes	10 min
3	10 kHz	yes	22 min

Results:- The experiment clearly shows that when the frequency of sound generated is more than Fat ass snoring frequency his cycle collapses which ultimately provides us a gap a 10-20 min to sleep.

Solution to the problem: - Keep a mobile in hand before sleeping. When ever you wake up because of Fat ass snoring, press the alarm button . Keep pressing the button still the cycle collapses. Sleep immediately after the collapse.

Precautions:-

1 ) Make sure Fat ass does not know all these.

2) Test the alarm before sleeping.

3) Keep cotton in your ears before sleeping to avoid heavy damage to the Heart.