Typical Bitsian day

 Typical Bitsian work hours are different from what the world generally goes through. Early in the morning when the sun is already showing its strength on earth, when birds are busy roaming for their food , when professors are planning to conduct an announced surprise test  and when ghotus are in a dilemma whether to go to IC and read or to go to library and get their compri question papers in the so called 10 min break  we wake up. We wake up after many attempts , changing all possible sleeping positions, pressing the snooze button of the alarm…. . We see the clock and it shows 11. Arre yaar just 11. So we go back to sleep and after some time when we realize that the body is no longer supporting us to sleep we wake up. 

The first thing we do is sit in front of the comp which was left without being shut down last night. We open Facebook. Then we Check out every ones gtalk status msg. Then starts the day….it starts with lunch. After that tiresome work of eating food we come back to room… either to watch a movie,or a season or search for CS , dota , aoe ip’s .In the evening wingies catch up to go to redi….As we are going through this tough phase  there will be other set of people who are busy in their work. 

Category 1 : Love ghotu Birds 

These people are more bothered about their marks rather than their love.

Ghot girl: Hey how much did u get in the last tut test:

Ghotu boy : I got only 9 re … what abt you ?u must have cracked it haan…

Ghotu  girl : No dear… I got only 9.5 . The instructor is way too strict. When I asked for the other  .5  he looked at me as if Iam asking him to give his wife’s gold ring.

Category 2: Love non ghotu birds.

 These people are perfect in the way they plan their day to communicate. They use all means and modes of communication.  These people are seen in redi,cnot,FD etc  or with a mobile phone roaming between the two ends of the wing  or chatting with their room door locked.  It gets worse in the night . Roaming continuously in the wing  at 3a.m sometimes laughing, sometimes shouting  at times disturbing the whole wing. What do they talk about all day!!!!!- 

Boy : how is ur mess food today?

Girl :  Salt in dal was low re…. had to add  some salt myself… curd was not upto the mark.…

Boy :  ohhh dear….How sad… … U should be feeling hungry.. lets go to sac

Mean while a wingie “Dude … I am feeling very hungry … How abt SAC-C ?”

Boy :  Sorry dude… no cash. Mess food is at its best…why don’t u go????

Category 3 : DOSA 

This is the most popular department on campus, The name itself gives an idea about their work– DEPARTMENT OF SPECTATORS AND AUDIENCE , they  don’t bother whether it is day,night,sunny,cloudy,rainy,cold,hot … nothing can stop them…they are passionate and dedicated to their work. They neither gain nor lose anything by their work but they work relentlessly.

The department follows no hierarchy. Every one is a leader and every one is a volunteer. No one takes credit for others work – professional ethics are given top priority .The network is huge and information transfer  in this group is way too quick. The moment something interesting happens on campus messages are sent at blazing speeds. 

      The department deals with a wide range of issues. They have group discussions, panel discussions  and lecture sessions on topics including   

       1)  New pairs        

       2) Break ups and patch ups 

       3)Politics 

       4) Hot news from MB  

       5)People in DISCO, consequences leading to the issue and decision going to be taken  etc.

Issues 1 and 2 are more popular in MB whereas issues 3,4,5 are equally dealt all over the campus.

Category 4 : Nerds 

Nerd 1 : Anushka sharma is coming to campus it seems…. Do u know

Nerd 2: Not shifting his focus from his books “ Who is anushka sharma”.

Nerd 1: I donno …heard it when profs were discussing when I was in IC

Nerd 2 : Lets hope that she will be our new CAS instructor… the present instructor-he is really pathetic.

These people can only be seen travelling at high speed between lib,IC,FD’s , LTC …  Nothing can really make any difference in their routine….

I guess you are in category 3 just like me... because people from the other 3 categories are damn busy to read this  :-)

(IC,Redi,cnot,SAC  -  Food courts ),(MB - girls hostel), (LTC , FD - classroom)

I suffer becuase

I suffer , I suffer every time i travel to and fro from ps to pilani .

Its when everyone denies lift and I walk 5km at a stretch,Its when the jeep is full and I still hang to it,Its when I foot board on the bus for more than an hour holding the edges of the bus,its when I don't get a seat  in the bus at 2.30 in the morning  & I travel sitting on the bus floor .

I take this suffering because I know that there are people  on campus who welcome me with a warm hug,who laugh with me uncontrollably,who blabber along with me stupidly,who roam around with me aimlessly and who ask me "when are you coming back" when I am going back to ps .

Each and every moment I spend in those 2 or 3 days is memorable and nothing can replace that
and thus  I SUFFER because I am SELFISH.

Jump jilani..Travel to pilani

Naa ps2 Kotputli ani oka gramanki 8k.m duram lo vunna marumula kugrama… aa kugramam peru mohanpura . Akkada GRASIM CEMENTS lo naa project. First 2 days factory ki vellaka aa hectic work schedule thattukolekha campus ki dobbeddamani fix ayya.So next day Saturday,afternoon daka vundi,afternoon pilani ki bayalderdamani fix ayya.

Lediki lechinde parugu ani oorike analedhu. Saturday afternoon daka office lo vundi madhyanam campus ki bayalderdamani ankunna nenu, aagaka poddune office ki poyi card ni geeki , ventane campus ki podamani office nunchi bayaldera. Office nunchi rum ki poyesarki oka 30 min pattindhi. Atnunchi ippudu high way ki povali…. Etla povali??? God knows. Bag eskoni bayalderi  bharanni devudi meedha vadilesa.Maa flat nunchi main road meedhiki vacha. Akkadnunchi highway 3km matrame. Mode of transport : Evaranna lift isthe adrushtam lekapothe walk. Sare ani bayalderina nenu oka 1km daka nadicha…. Evadu lift adigina iyyale. Aa tarwata devudu naaku oka byke meedha velthunna BHAYYA roopam lo darshanamichadu. Ventane cheyi chaacha. LIFT LIFT anna. Bhayya byke aapadu. Nannu  “ aa oo bhayya aa oo  “ annadu. Byke ekkaka nenu bhayya relaxed ga velthunnam. Inthalo evaro iddaru dudes parallel ga vunna road lonchi byke meedha velthu naku edho saiga cheyaboyaru  aapamanattu ga…. Chusthe saiga naaku kaadhu… maa bhayya ki. Evaro old friends ayyuntaru bhayya ki..chusi matladataniki aagamani vuntaru anukunna nenu. Bhayya byke slow chesadu….. aa iddaru dudes NFS HOT PERSUIT  lo police chase laaga maa byke mundhu valla byke ni skid chesthu aaparu. Naaku scene ardham kaaledu.Ardham aye lopu Ghoram jargipoyindhi….. Aa iddaru dudes bhayya ni shirt pattukuni laagaru… picha kottudu kottadam modalu pettaru. Entha devunni adgithe matram ila dobbukochina  byke pampaala naa kosam ani anukunna. CHusthe akkada aa dudes picha kottudu kottesthunnaru….janalu gumi kudaru. Nenu kuda aa byke dongathanam lo patner ani nannu kuda kummestharemo ani ventane walking start chesa. Fast ga nadisthe akkada janalaki doubt vasthadani, assalu naku emi thelvadu ani signals pampadanki chaala casual ga ….relaxed ga nadusthunna…kani lopala matram tension thanthunde. Kastha duram vellaka bhayam thaggindhi…speed perigindhi. Venakki chusthe akkada almost oka 40-50 members vunnaru.  Bhayya vs 2dudes case solve cheytanki.   

                                           Ika byke kottesina vadu naa devudu kaadhu anukuni….kotha devudu ekkada kanipisthaada antu nadicha… ala oka 15 min tarwata venakki thirgi chusthe dhooram ga edo byke….byke meedha evado single ga byke ni atu itu oopukuntu jolly ga vasthunnadu. Lift ichela vunnadu ani cheyi chachabothunte vade naa daggarki raa boyadu …Chusthe  indaka kottinchukunna Bhayya. “”TWIST””..nene overacting anukunte aa bhayya naakante beebatsam. Assalu emi jarganattu…assalu bhayya ni evaru kottanattu sngs paaduthunnadu byke meedha. Sare malli byke eskoni vachadante kottukochina byke kaadhu le anukoni malli ekka. Em jargindho adgakapothe bhayya baadhani evaritho pachukuntadu ani cheppi, “ Kya huan Bhayya “ anna. Ika modalu pettadu… chepaadu..cheppadu..chepthane vunnadu… nakemo emi ardham kale…. Aina kani vadi emotion ni batti react ayya…. ( Story chepthu madhyalo side ki thirgithe “ Avunu avunu … nijame kada “ ani…. Chepthu madyalo ekkadian full stop pedithe “ accha accha” ani…. Kastha kopam ga revenge theskune tattu chepthe “ anthe ga mari… sollu gallu bhayya vallu”…) Story lo naku ardham ayyindhi endante ..Bhayya aa 2dudes oka accident lo involve ayyaru, accident ayyaka aa 2dudes aagaru kani bhayya aagaledhu. Thappu needhe anduke aa accident ayyindhi ani aa dudes bhayya ni aapi kottdam modalu pettaru.mottanki maa journey aypoyindhi. Nenu NH-8 meedaki vacha. Akkadnunchi town ki povalante sharing auto lu vuntay . Avi ekkali. Nenu velle sarki auto ready ga vundi. Bayatnunchi chusthe  already janalu chana mandhi vunnaru. Ekki kurchunna. Inkemundhi compressor lo padesinattundhi. Intalo thala kashtapadi paiki etthi chusthe eduruga malli BHAYYA vunnadu. Ehhe thu naa jeevitham anukoni li8 theeskunna. Auto lopala janalni count chesthe net ga oka 16 members vunnaru.   As per manufacturers specification that auto is meant to be a seven seator !!!!!!Rough ga adhi oka 30 min journey. Ayyaka digi bustand ki podamani kastha mundhuki velli akkada okadni “ Annayya …ikkada bustand ekkaduntadhi “ anna. Vadu pokiri style lo kerchief medalonchi theestu konchem face turn chesi ,kerchief ni gattiga dulipadu. “ Kanipisthundu choodu ..adhe Bustand annadu”. Nenu atu thala thippi chusthe JALAK . Adhi road. Adhi bustand aa ante “ Bustand vundha ledha kadhu annaya…bus aagiddha ledha anedhi matter“  annadu aa pokiri.   

                                                          Akkada oka shop owner ni pilani ki poye process endhi ani adigi kanukunna. Sare vadu details motham cheppadu. Well and good. Naa immediate journey akkadnunchi Neem ka thaana ani oka area ki . Bus eppudosthadi ante vasthadhi wait cheyi annadu aa owner. Sare ani akkade thirguthunte… oka bus bayata okadu neem ka thaana ani arusthunnadu. Daggarki vellaka  neem ka thana ante “ekku maree”annadu vadu. Ekki kurchunna…ika modalayindhi vadi marketing . Santha lo kuragayalu ammettu arusthunnadu vadu… “neem ka thaana” “ neem ka thaana “ ani. 11 ki modalayindhi vadi sale. Oka 20 min arichadu. Aa tarwata advanced strategy .. ee sari Bus running lo petti arvadam modalu pettadu. Inka ekkuva mandhi janam vacharu. Deniki thodu attrition okati. Bus lonchi kotha mandhi chiraku dobbi digi vellipodam modalu pettaru. Veedu velli malli vallani pattukocheyatam edho oka sodhi cheppi ledha evaina incentives ichi ( like window seat ….). Ika bus lo janalni thoyalemu ani decide ayyi bus ni 11.45 ki kadilchadu maa driver . Bus journey anna prashantham ga vuntadha ante …ledhu. Bus lo board “ Ee bus needaithe kaadhu,denni neat ga nuvvu vanchalsina avasaram ledhu “ vundankunta janalu RACHA MAX annaru. Ekkada padithe akkada gutka lu, evadu padithe vadu beedilu. Aaa bus driver aithe beebatsam 2beedi/min rate tho kalchesthunnadu…poga vadulthunnadu.veetiki thodu pallilu. Evadu choodu chethilo palli packet. Rajasthan vollaki pallila pichi vuntadundhi. Ivi chaala vanattu bus lo rajasthani video songs dat to with max volume.Ila kashtapadithe vadu 40km ni just 2nhalf hours lo theskelladu.

                                                         Neem ka thana lo digi akkadnunchi singhana ki inko bus ekka. Ee sari ekkindhi R.S.R.T.C bus. So bane vunde….kani still pallilu mathram vadalledhu janalu bus lo.Singhana nunchi malli auto journey chirawa daka. Chirawa nunchi pilani ki inkoka auto. Net ga nenu 6 times naa mode of transport marchukovalsochindhi pilani ki reach avvatanki.