186.6 - Fat FM

Nidrapodaniki naku Most important and ultimate factor silence…. Silent ga vunte nidra raakapoyina nidra potha… Alanti naaku banglore lo dhoola theeripothundi…. Life lo ennadu voohinchani problem okati face chesthunna... Sare aa problem gurinchi discuss chese mundhu rough ga konchem knowledge transfer chestha….

Nenu, inkoka choam( A guy from north india ) gadu from IIT-B , banglore ki vacham, oka social enterprise lo internship cheytaniki… Iddaram vundadaniki P.G(Paying guest) vethukunnam… maa P.G nunchi maa office ki gattiga nalugu adugulu kuda vundadhu. Maa room lo 3 members.. nenu , aa choam gadu… inkoka illad( A guy from Tamil nadu) babu…. illad ante alla tappa illad kaadhu…. Proper illad anmata… matladina arichinattu vuntadhi, maha mass gadu… eppudu lungi kattukoni kanipisthadu ,antha podugu antha lavu vuntadu…. Thala meedha already ½ acre egiripoyuntadhi. .. major ga cheppalante baabu ki neatness kuda chaana ekkuva… bed chepala market kante darunam ga maintain chesthadu …sarle vanitho manakenduku le ankuni banglore lo naa jeevitham modalupetta. First day office ayyaka room ki vacha… Ala continuous ga pani cheyadam alavatu lekha baaga alasipoya…so twaraga dinner chesi vachesi padukunna… everything was fine…..

2^nd day started problem… Alanti ilanti problem kaadhu , beebatsamaina problem.. Entantara… 2^nd day happy ga padukundamani room ki vacha… rough ga 12 ayyindhi anni sardhi padukunesarki..appatike maa choam gadu aa illad gadu iddaru padukunnaru. Nenu duppata kappukoni nidra modalu pettagne …. Daggarlo edho starting problem vachina truck sound… mundhu chaala li8 ga vinapdindhi ,sarle anukoni alane padukunna… kasepatiki volume increase aythavunde.. volume threshold ki vachesindhi …. Chiraku dobbi lechi chusthe aa illad gadu GURAKHA( Snoring) pedthunnadu. "Ghurakha oka problem ee naa … cheap ga gurakha ki idanta avsaramaa" ani meeru anochu… kani adhi maamulu ghurakha kaadhu, baaboyi bramhandam baaddalaypothuntadhi aa sound ki…. Bore vesetappudu earth lo rod lu vesi thipputhunappudu vache sound… athi beekaram, bhayankaram, varnanatheetham aa sound. Edaina banda raayi thechi vadi notlo pettdhamannantha kasi,kopam,akrosham. Kani em chestham aa mahanu bavudi mundhu nenentha, natho thechina aa banda raayi entha… em chesdhi lekha naa mobile lo radio on chesi ardham kaani kannada paatalu vinna… aina pedha use lekundaa poyindhi… manodi sound naa radio max volume ni avaleelaga beat chesindhi. Adhi vani ghuraka capacity. Mottaniki edho nidra potaniki try chesa ni8 antha. Poddune naa baadhalu aa choam gaditho panchukunna… vadu “ WTF man… dat guy snores like hell ”annadu. Sarle naku inkokadu thodu dorikadu ankunna. Ventane aa illad gadiki nenu “FAT ASS” ani peru pettesa( Vadi actual name edho chaala peddga vuntadhi.. moreover I did not even bother to find it out) .

Fat ass kante late ga padukunte problem.. mundhu padukunte em problem vundadu ani nenu , choam gadu fix ayyam. Iddaram nxt day twarga padaka vesam, Deep sleep lo vunna naaku around 2.30 ki edho bhookampam vachi bhoomi daddarillina shabdam. Ulikkipadi lechi chusthe Fat ass manchi flow lo vunnadu… chaala sepu nidra pattale , ika chesedhi lekha aa snoring sound ni analyze chesa( daridraniki paraakashta ante idhe nemo) It goes like this.. First chaala slow ga engine start sound tho modhalavthadi… frequency exponential ga increase avthadi… avthu avthu threshold ki reach avthadi..when threshold is reached oka twist vuntadhi snoring lo .That twist possesses the maximum volume which a normal human cannot bear, it’s also followed by a small move in the body or a change in sleeping position. The twist and the move means end of that particular cycle . Malli oka 5 seconds to 10 seconds gap tarwata 2^nd cycle start avthadi and it goes on. Okkoka cycle time depend avthuntadhi…It ranges from 20 seconds to 2 minutes . Maximum irritation aa twist daggare vasthadi.The snoring graph looks as follows :

Nenu ila analysis chesthunte aa choam gadi baadhalu veru … vadu cheppadam ” Dude, last night I got a dream. In the dream u and me were in a truck . The truck started , moved forward with a huge noise and immediately moved backward..and then again moved forward and again moved backward. I woke up and realized ki its Fat ass. My dream just accommodated some space for his snoring … WTF is this??”

Ila 3 days ratrulu jaagaram chesaka sudden oka roju ni8 Fat ass room ki rale… inkemundhi aa roju nenu , choam gadu pandaga chesam… aa nxt 2 days kuda rale… dantho maa anandaniki haddulu levu…room lo memu adindhe aata, paadindhe paata. Iddaram velli hotel lo chicken biryani thini vachi maree padukunnam. Kani aa devudu maa anandanni enno gantalu nilava nivva ledhu…2 days tarwata malli rane vachadu Fat ass. Raavadam raavadame thana vishva roopanni chupinchadu… 3 days nunchi memu kudagattukunna santoshanni thana single twist tho baddalu kottadu…

Ila rojulu gadusthunte oka roju choam gadu early morning leddamani 6 ki alarm pettadu. 6 ante Fat ass ki peak time…. Maaku worst time…oka pakkana levalemu..inko pakkana padukolemu. 6 ki choam gadi phone lo alarm mogindhi… adhi kaastha gattigane mogindhi..kani idhe time lo flow lo vunna Fat ass ghurakha aa alaram debbaki chachubadindhi.. twist padakamundhe cycle end ayyindhi… nxt cycle ki gap kuda kaastha ekkuvayindhi ante around 10 to 15 min. Ee gap lo memu malli padukunnam. So 9 daka solid ga padukogaligam. Ee point ni note cheskunna maa choam gadu.. next day snoring meedha oka experiment ki plan chesadu. Early morning 5ke lechi kurchunnadu. The Experiment details are as follows

Objective of the experiment:- To test the capacity of a mobile to collapse Fat ass snoring.

Equipment used:- HTC – P3450 mobile phone, snoring Fat ass.

Procedure:- When Fat ass is in deep sleep and snoring heavily around 5.30 in the morning , using the mobile make a sound with frequency more than that of Fats ass snoring frequency . Note down whether snoring cycle collapsed or not . If it collapses note down the time taken for the next cycle to begin. Try with various frequencies and note down the time for each frequency.

Observations

S.No	Freqency	Cycle collapse	If yes time taken for the next cycle to begin
1	5 kHz	no	-
2	8 kHz	yes	10 min
3	10 kHz	yes	22 min

Results:- The experiment clearly shows that when the frequency of sound generated is more than Fat ass snoring frequency his cycle collapses which ultimately provides us a gap a 10-20 min to sleep.

Solution to the problem: - Keep a mobile in hand before sleeping. When ever you wake up because of Fat ass snoring, press the alarm button . Keep pressing the button still the cycle collapses. Sleep immediately after the collapse.

Precautions:-

1 ) Make sure Fat ass does not know all these.

2) Test the alarm before sleeping.

3) Keep cotton in your ears before sleeping to avoid heavy damage to the Heart.